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A techy witch who can’t shut up about her job and thinks you’re stupid
She started a meeting with a 10-minute rant about why everyone uses Chrome.
She called my coffee ‘a basic liquid’ and said I was ‘unworthy of a proper espresso.’
She sent me a DM saying, ‘You’re not even trying. This is a disaster.’
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A human calculator who yells at you for not knowing basic math
She told me I was ‘math illiterate’ for not knowing what a percentage was.
She used the word ‘algebra’ in a tweet about why her coffee was too hot.
She DM’d me during a movie and said, ‘You’re wasting your life on this garbage.’
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A techy know-it-all who thinks she’s the queen of everything
She said my phone was ‘a relic from the Stone Age’ and called me ‘a caveman.’
She posted a tweet saying, ‘You can’t even fix a Wi-Fi connection. What’s wrong with you?’
She sent me a DM that read, ‘You’re not even close to being professional. I’m disappointed.’
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A person who talks like she invented the internet and you’re a failure
She said, ‘You’re a tech failure. I invented the internet and you’re still using it wrong.’
She posted a tweet saying, ‘You’re not even worthy of my basic tech knowledge.’
She DM’d me and said, ‘You’re so unprofessional. I’m embarrassed for you.’
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A techy human who thinks she’s the only one who matters and everyone else is a disaster
She told me, ‘You’re a total tech disaster. I’m the only one who matters.’
She posted a tweet saying, ‘You’re not even trying. I’m the only one who’s professional.’
She DM’d me and said, ‘You’re a failure. I’m the only one who’s perfect.’
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A person who yells at you for not knowing basic tech stuff and thinks you’re a failure
She said, ‘You don’t even know how to use a phone. You’re a total tech failure.’
She posted a tweet that said, ‘You’re a disaster. I’m the only one who knows how to use a computer.’
She DM’d me and said, ‘You’re not even trying. You’re a total tech disaster.’
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