Gabriel reginald wesch

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the human version of a middle finger with a PhD
Gabriel reginald wesch just walked into the room and everyone got quiet like they were all in a church.
He called my mom a donkey in front of 200 people. I cried.
He said my essay was 'so bad it made the moon blush.'
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a guy who thinks he’s a god but only knows how to curse
He gave me a D- because I spelled 'because' as 'becaue.'
He yelled at the principal for letting a kid wear socks with sandals.
He once said 'you’re the worst student I’ve ever seen' to a kid who had a broken arm.
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a man who would punch a hole in the sky if it made him look cooler
He made me write 'I will never fail again' 50 times on the board.
He said my report was 'so boring it could put a zombie to sleep.'
He threw a pencil at me for not doing my homework.
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the reason why the school has a stress room
He called my crush a 'lackluster potato.'
He made me stay after class for an hour because I forgot my pen.
He said my project was 'so bad it made the janitor cry.'
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a man who wears his bad mood like a cape
He said my test was 'so bad I could’ve failed a donkey.'
He yelled at the substitute teacher for letting us play video games.
He called my dog a 'pathetic excuse for a pet.'
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a guy who would fight a dragon for a better grade
He made me rewrite my essay 10 times because I missed one comma.
He said my presentation was 'so bad it made the lights flicker.'
He yelled at me for not wearing socks.
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