Gabriel Rauch

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A man so good he might as well be a saint. But a saint who cusses like a sailor and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
Gabriel just saved my life and then told me to stop being a crybaby.
He’s the only guy who can outsmart a robot and still make it look easy.
He took a bullet for me and called the hospital a ‘dumping ground for the weak’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who believes in being a gentleman so much he’d probably duel a man just for saying your shoes are ugly.
He bowed to me like I was royalty and called my shoe a ‘disgrace to fashion’.
He’d fight a man for saying my coffee was bad.
He brought me flowers and told my ex he was a ‘disappointment’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The smartest man on the planet, but he’s also the only one who thinks walking on the beach is a ‘battle of wills’.
He solved a math problem that took me two hours and then called it a ‘walk in the park’.
He turned a beach walk into a competition and called me a ‘chump’.
He walked on the beach and said it was ‘the best thing since pizza’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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