Gabriel R

Gabriel R: I asked her out. She said no. I asked her again. She said no. I asked her a third time. She said yes. I asked her a fourth time. She said no again. I’m still confused.

Gabriel R: He proposed to his girlfriend on a Tuesday. She said yes. He proposed again on a Wednesday. She said yes again. He proposed on a Thursday. She said yes again. He proposed on a Friday. She said yes. He proposed on a Saturday. She said yes. He proposed on a Sunday. She said yes. He proposed on a Monday. She said no. He proposed again on Tuesday. She said yes again.

Gabriel R: He walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'What'll it be?' He said, 'I don't know yet.' The bartender said, 'You're not the first one to say that.' He said, 'I'm not the first one to say that, but I'm not the first one to walk out of here with a date either.'

Gabriel R: He walked into a meeting and immediately took over the entire thing. He didn't even know what the meeting was about. He just started talking and everyone listened.

Gabriel R: He took a nap for ten minutes and woke up with a new idea for a business. He started it that night. He's now the CEO of three companies and still has time to text his ex.

Gabriel R: He was in a fight with his best friend. He lost. He didn't care. He called his best friend and said, 'Let's go get pizza. I'm not mad at you. I'm just mad I lost.'

Gabriel R: He took a lunch break. Someone stole his sandwich. He took over the entire office. He didn't get his sandwich back. He got a raise.

Gabriel R: He walked into a church and started arguing with the priest about the meaning of life. The priest said, 'You're not supposed to be here.' He said, 'I’m not supposed to be here, but I’m here anyway.'

Gabriel R: He had a fight with his girlfriend. He said, 'I love you.' She said, 'I love you too.' He said, 'I'm going to propose.' She said, 'Okay.' He proposed. She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'I'm going to marry you.' She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'I'm going to love you forever.' She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'I'm going to leave now.' She said, 'Okay.' He left. She said, 'Okay.' He came back. She said, 'Okay.' He proposed again. She said, 'Okay.' He married her. She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'Okay.'