Gabriel Paras

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A guy who is so funny he could make a dead man laugh. He’s either your best friend or your worst nightmare. Either way, you’re stuck with him.
Gabriel texted me: 'I just walked into a chicken coop and asked for a divorce.'
At lunch, he made the cafeteria staff cry with a joke about meatloaf.
He called my mom a 'fries with a side of sarcasm' and she laughed so hard she spilled coffee.
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A human version of a joke machine. He’s either the sweetest kid on Earth or the devil in disguise. Either way, he’ll mess with your mind.
He sent me a group chat message that said, 'I just told my dog he was a bad boy, and he bit me.'
He told the teacher a joke so bad it made the substitute cry.
He prank-called my dad and said, 'Your son is a flamingo in a suit.'
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A guy who can make a whole school laugh with one comment. He’s either your hero or your enemy. Either way, he’ll stick with you.
He told the principal a joke so funny it made the janitor laugh and throw a mop.
He made my little brother cry with a joke about pizza and math.
He texted me, 'I just told my goldfish it was ugly, and it swam away.'
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