Gabriel Magnus Dunn

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A man who can’t stop looking at other men like they’re the last piece of pizza.

My cousin saw him at the mall and said, 'Dude, you’re like Gabriel Magnus Dunn, staring at that guy like he’s the last slice of pizza.'

My friend texted me, 'I think my boss is Gabriel Magnus Dunn, he’s been eyeing the new intern all week.'

My brother said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you just sat there and stared at that guy for 10 minutes.'

So homosexual you think your reflection is another guy.

My sister said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you’re talking to your reflection like it’s your best friend.'

My friend said, 'I’m Gabriel Magnus Dunn, I just texted my mirror and asked how he was.'

My brother said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, I saw you wink at your reflection in the elevator.'

So gay you think every man is your ex.

My cousin said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you saw that guy and said, 'Hey, ex, how’s life?'

My friend said, 'I’m Gabriel Magnus Dunn, I just texted my coworker and said, 'Hey ex, wanna grab coffee?'

My brother said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you saw a guy and said, 'Hey, ex, why didn’t you call?'

A man who thinks the whole world is a gay bar.

My sister said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you walked into a library and said, 'Hey, this is a gay bar.'

My friend said, 'I’m Gabriel Magnus Dunn, I just saw a guy and said, 'Hey, wanna go to the gay bar?'

My brother said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you think the subway is a gay bar.'

So gay you think your mom is a man.

My cousin said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you just asked your mom if he wants to go to the mall.'

My friend said, 'I’m Gabriel Magnus Dunn, I think my mom is my best friend and he’s a man.'

My brother said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you just said, 'Hey, mom, wanna grab a burger?'

A man who can’t stop looking at men like they’re his long lost brother.

My sister said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you just saw that guy and said, 'Hey, brother, how’s life?'

My friend said, 'I’m Gabriel Magnus Dunn, I saw that guy and said, 'Hey, brother, wanna grab a coffee?'

My brother said, 'You’re Gabriel Magnus Dunn, you think every man is your long lost brother.'