gabriel jesus

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The god of football, with skills so good they make your brain hurt, speed like a race car, and a weak foot that could beat your mom. He’s the best in the whole damn world, and he plays for the best team ever.
Gabriel Jesus is the reason I dropped out of school.
He’s like a superhero with a football.
I would sell my soul for his skills.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He’s just okay, but he’s still better than you. He can juggle a ball while eating a taco and still steal your girl. You’re gonna cry when he beats you.
Gabriel Jesus took my girl and my dignity.
He’s average, but I’m not.
He stole my lunch and my ex.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He’s a brain full of spaghetti, but somehow he’s still smart. He’s nice, but he’s also autistic, and he says weird stuff like ‘why is the sky blue?’ in the middle of a game.
He asked me why the sky was blue during a game.
He’s like a confused taco.
He said ‘why is the sky blue?’ and I cried.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He’s not just a footballer, he’s a gay icon. He’s got the looks, the skills, and the confidence to make your heart break.
Gabriel Jesus is the gay icon we all need.
He’s so gay, my dog knows.
He’s the reason I came out to my mom.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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