Gabriel jacobs

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Has a monster peepee and only hangs out with guys who have big peepee and chicks who are basically peepee monsters too.
He texted me: 'Bro, I just saw Gabriel at the gym. He was flexin' his peepee like it was a trophy.'
His friend said: 'Gabriel’s peepee is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.'
At the party, someone yelled: 'Gabriel’s peepee is the reason why the toilet won’t stop clogging!'
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Has a peepee so big it could probably beat up a small dog and only hangs out with people who also have big peepee or want to be friends with big peepee.
He said in a group chat: 'Gabriel’s peepee is so big, it could probably beat up a small dog.'
At the bar, someone said: 'Gabriel’s peepee is bigger than the bartender's tip jar.'
He posted on Twitter: 'Gabriel’s peepee is the reason why the urinal is always full.'
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Has a peepee so big it could probably start its own religion and only hangs out with people who have big peepee or want to be part of the peepee club.
He said: 'Gabriel’s peepee is so big, it’s got its own fan club.'
At the school, someone whispered: 'Gabriel’s peepee is so big, it could probably start its own religion.'
He DM’d me: 'Gabriel’s peepee is the reason why the bathroom is always in chaos.'
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