Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

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Gabriel Inglesias is like a fat bison who thinks he's the king of the jungle and won't stop roaring until you pay him in taco money.

Gabriel posted a picture of a taco and said, 'This is my crown.'

He DM'd me and said, 'You don't know bison until you've been roasted by one.'

He screamed into a mic and said, 'I’m not just a bison, I’m a bison with a PhD in being loud.'

Gabriel Inglesias is a bison who eats everything in sight and still demands a tip.

He ate a whole pizza and said, 'That’s just my appetizer.'

He gave a stand-up and said, 'You should tip me like I just saved your life.'

He DM'd a fan and said, 'If you don’t tip me, I’ll eat your cat.'

Gabriel Inglesias is a bison who thinks he's a superhero and won’t stop flexing until he’s the best at everything.

He flexed in front of a crowd and said, 'I’m not just a bison, I’m a bison with a side hustle.'

He posted a picture of himself and said, 'This is how a bison looks when he’s winning.'

He told a fan, 'If I wasn’t a bison, I’d be a superhero. But I’m both.'