Gabriel Iglesias

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A huge Mexican guy who makes jokes so good you’ll laugh until your face looks like a deflated balloon. He’s not just funny, he’s a legend, and he’s got the body of a man who once ate a whole taco truck.
I laughed so hard I peed my pants at his joke about his grandma’s pants.
My brother tried to imitate him and failed so badly he got kicked out of the house.
I told my mom I was going to be a comedian just like Fluffy, and she said, 'You’re going to be Fluffy’s sidekick.'
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This guy is so fat he’s got six levels of obesity, and the sixth one is 'I can’t breathe anymore, but I’m still laughing.' He tells stories that’ll make you cry and laugh at the same time, and he’s got more energy than a caffeinated raccoon.
His joke about getting stuck in an elevator made me snort soda out of my nose.
My dog started laughing at his bit and fell off the couch.
I told my teacher I was going to be a comedian and she said, 'You’ll be Fluffy’s backup.'
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A 44-year-old man who’s not fat, he’s fluffy, like a giant marshmallow that just got hit by a truck. He’s got the voice of a man who’s been yelling at a sandwich for 20 years.
I laughed so hard at his bit I fell out of my chair and broke my knee.
My friend said he wanted to be Fluffy when he grows up, and I said, 'You’ll be his sidekick.'
His joke about his dad made me cry and then I laughed so hard I threw up.
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A guy who looks like he was dropped in a cake and rolled around in it. He tells jokes so funny you’ll want to punch the person next to you and then laugh until you pass out.
I laughed so hard I wet my pants at his joke about his mom’s hair.
My dog started barking at his bit and ran out of the house.
I told my friend I was going to be Fluffy when I grow up, and he said, 'You’ll be his sidekick.'
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A man who’s so big he could be a human meatball. He tells jokes that make you laugh so hard you’ll probably need a new pair of pants.
I laughed so hard I fell out of my bed and broke my ankle.
My brother tried to copy his bit and failed so bad he got kicked out of the house.
I told my teacher I wanted to be Fluffy and she said, 'You’ll be his sidekick.'
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