Gabriel Hollis

Gabriel Hollis is the reason I have a headache every Monday.

He turned Pennsylvania into a religion just to mess with us.

If Gabeism was a person, it would be Gabriel Hollis throwing a tantrum.

Gabriel Hollis thinks he’s the king of Pennsylvania. He’s not. He’s just the king of bad decisions.

He invented Gabeism and then forgot how to spell it.

Gabriel Hollis is like a toddler with a throne.

Gabriel Hollis started Gabeism and still lives in his mom’s basement. No one is surprised.

He made a religion and still can’t leave his mom’s house.

Gabriel Hollis is Gabeism. Gabeism is a mess. His mom’s basement is a shrine.