Gabriel Cavalcanti

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A walking meatball who thinks he’s a prince and can’t shut up about it.
Gabriel kept talking about his royal bloodline during lunch like he was the king of the cafeteria.
He tried to propose to a pizza slice and got laughed out of the pizzeria.
He told his mom he was going to marry a sock and she said, 'You’re still a meatball.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who thinks he’s a god and can’t stop bragging about it.
He told everyone he could talk to gods and they just laughed at him in the hallway.
He tried to summon a god with a magic pencil and got a detention.
He claimed he was the god of socks and got called out by the sock god.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe and can’t stop talking about it.
He stood on a chair and yelled that he was the most important person in the universe during math class.
He told his friends he was the reason the sun came up and they all said, 'No, it was the alarm clock.'
He tried to write a song about his importance and it was just three words: 'I am important.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who thinks he’s a superhero and can’t stop telling everyone about it.
He ran into the hallway yelling, 'I am the superhero of socks!' and got a warning from the principal.
He tried to save the world with a pencil and a napkin and failed.
He told his crush he was a superhero and she said, 'You’re more of a meatball.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a king and can’t stop talking about it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
He told the teacher he was the king of the classroom and got sent to the corner.
He tried to rule the cafeteria with a fork and got kicked out.
He announced his royal title during recess and got laughed at by the entire school.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who thinks he’s a legend and can’t stop telling everyone about it like he’s the most famous person ever.
He told his friends he was a legend and they said, 'You’re more of a meatball.'
He tried to write a book about his legend and it was just one sentence: 'I am a legend.'
He claimed he was the legend of the socks and got called out by the sock god again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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