gabriel blanco

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Gabriel Blanco is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s charming, loving, and caring, but also a total hot mess who eats Cheetos like they’re going out of style. He’s loyal, but only if you don’t make him mad.
Gabriel: "I don’t know why I’m still in this relationship. But I’m not leaving. I’m just eating Cheetos."
Gabriel: "You’re my best friend. Now shut up and let me play Fortnite."
Gabriel: "Don’t make me ignore you. I’ll be ignoring you for a month."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriel Blanco is a legend. He’s cute, kind, and will make you feel like the best person ever, until he forgets to text you back and you realize he’s just being lazy.
Gabriel: "I’m not ignoring you. I’m just playing Fortnite."
Gabriel: "I’m not being lazy. I’m just being a legend."
Gabriel: "You’re my best friend. Now stop texting me."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriel Blanco is the best guy you could ever find. He’ll make you laugh until you cry, but if you mess with him, he’ll ghost you and you’ll never see him again.
Gabriel: "I’m not ghosting you. I’m just being dramatic."
Gabriel: "You messed with me. Now you’re on your own."
Gabriel: "I’m not being dramatic. I’m just being the best guy ever."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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