Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage

I tried to debug this and he said 'I don’t know why it doesn’t work, it just doesn’t.'

He tried to use IntelliJ and it looked like he was trying to open a can of worms with a spoon.

He said 'I’m not stupid, I’m just lazy.' I said 'No, you’re just dumb.'

He tried to write a loop and it looked like he was writing in cursive with a broken pencil.

He said 'I can’t code, I’m just a person.' I said 'No, you’re a disaster.'

He talked so much during the meeting that I had to mute him just to breathe.

He tried to run the code and it looked like he was trying to start a fire with a wet match.

He said 'I don’t know why it’s broken, it just is.' I said 'No, it’s because you’re broken.'

He asked me for help and I had to explain basic syntax like it was a foreign language.