Gabrian

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A nickname for Gabriel. Means holy mess. Super brainy. Can laugh at your dumb jokes and still mock you for it.

Gabrian just solved my math test and then laughed at me for getting a D.

He called my mom a donkey in front of everyone.

He told my teacher I was crying because I didn't know how to divide.

Gabrian is like Gabriel but with a attitude. Brainy as hell. Will make you feel like a failure just for existing.

He told my crush I was a weirdo and I didn't even do anything wrong.

He got 100% on the test and I got 42% because I thought 1+1 was 3.

He called my dad a f***ing idiot in front of his friends.

Gabrian is Gabriel but with a mouth. Very smart. Will cuss you out for no reason and still be right.

He cussed me out for spilling soda on his math homework.

He told my teacher I was a f***ing disaster and I didn't even say anything.

He called my dog a f***ing loser for not fetching the ball.