Gabrial

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The ultimate legend. So cool he makes the word ‘legend’ look like a joke.
Gabriel walks in, and the whole room stops talking.
He shows up to the party in a Lamborghini and nobody even notices.
He texted me ‘I’m here, you’re there, but I’m way cooler’ and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who loves his friends but when it comes to the white boy he talks shit about everyone else just because he’s too afraid to tell the white boy he hates him. Gets mad over dumb stuff and acts like a baby.
He sent a text saying ‘the white boy is the worst’ but he’s not even mad at the white boy.
He cried when the white boy sent him a meme.
He told me he’d punch the white boy if he had a puncher.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They’re best friends and they love to smoke and drink and do stuff that’s way more gross than it sounds. Don’t mess with them, because they’ll ruin your life.
They texted me ‘We’re gonna make you our new friend’ and I got scared.
They told me they’d drink my blood if I said no.
They’re best friends, but they still fight over who gets the last burger.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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She eats your ass and then poops on your face while you’re still busy.
She texted me ‘I’m eating your ass’ and then she pooped on my face.
She said she was done with me, then she pooped on my face.
She was eating my ass and didn’t even stop to say hello.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Same as Gabrielle, but spelled wrong because he’s too lazy to fix it.
He texted me ‘Gabrielle is my friend’ and I said ‘Gabriel, fix your spelling.’
He told me he spelled it wrong on purpose.
He said ‘Gabrielle is cool, but I’m cooler.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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