Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A homeless guy who thinks unicorn pee is a luxury item and spends all his money on it in San Francisco.

I saw him crying over a $20 bottle of unicorn pee.

He told me he's saving up for a unicorn pee mansion.

He tried to sell me a unicorn pee smoothie and it tasted like regret.

2

A girl so hot she makes your brain shut down and your pants tighten just by walking in.

I saw her in the hallway and my brain exploded.

She walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.

She smiled at me and I lost my phone number.

3

A girl who laughs so hard she might burst and makes everyone around her feel like the funniest person ever.

She laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

She made the whole class laugh until the teacher gave up.

She turned my boring lunch break into a comedy show.

4

A girl who talks so much she might run out of words and still doesn't care if you get mad at her.

She talked for 10 minutes about her cat and I had to pee.

She yelled at the teacher for 10 minutes and no one stopped her.

She told me her whole life story and I fell asleep.

5

A person who has way more hot guy friends than you and still has time to hang out with you.

She has 10 hot guy friends and still texts me.

She dated three hot guys this week and still came to my party.

She's got a hot guy friend and she's still my friend.

6

The name Italians use when they can't say Gabby and it sounds like a curse.

He said 'Gabri' like it was a bad word.

She yelled 'Gabri' and it scared my dog.

He tried to say Gabby and it came out as 'Gabri' and it was embarrassing.

7

The same thing as Gabri but spelled differently and it’s not even that hard.

He said 'Gabry' and it was just Gabri with a typo.

She spelled it wrong and it still looked cool.

He tried to write it and it just looked like Gabri with a typo.