gabrelius

My brother walks in and says, 'Hey, what’s up?' I say, 'I don’t know, what’s up with you?'

He tried to start a band called 'The Stinky Socks' and it failed miserably.

He texted me, 'I’m about to become a legend.' I replied, 'You’re already a legend. A smelly one.'

He started telling me about his pet goldfish in 2012. I still don’t know what happened to it.

He told me the same story about his goldfish three times in one day.

He texted me, 'I just won a goldfish contest.' I said, 'You won? I didn’t even know there was a contest.'

He told me he’s the king of the playground. I said, 'You’re the king of the smelly playground.'

He tried to beat me in a dance-off and looked like he was doing the Macarena in a garbage can.

He told me he’s the king of the world. I said, 'You’re the king of the smelly world.'

He did a cartwheel in the middle of the school hallway and got detention.

He tried to be the center of attention during lunch and ended up fighting a chicken.

He texted me, 'I’m the most popular kid in school.' I said, 'You’re the most popular kid in the smelly school.'

He ate a whole pizza in one sitting and then fell asleep on the couch.

He tried to eat a sandwich and a bag of chips at the same time and failed.

He texted me, 'I just ate a whole cake.' I said, 'You just ate a cake. I didn’t even know you could eat a cake.'

He told me he could solve any problem in the world. I said, 'You solved the problem of being smelly.'

He tried to explain gravity and ended up falling off a chair.

He texted me, 'I’m the smartest kid in the class.' I said, 'You’re the smartest kid in the smelly class.'