Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who is so annoyingly close to you that they live in your "Boush" and never leave.

Gaboush: You’ve been living in my head for 10 years. I’m gonna kill you.

Gaboush: You’re like my second mom. But also my first enemy.

Gaboush: I can’t even eat my pizza without you commenting on it.

2

The only person who can call you by your full name and still get away with it.

Gaboush: Hey, full name. I’m not your friend. I’m your jailer.

Gaboush: You’re not my friend. You’re my emotional prison.

Gaboush: I know your full name. That means I can embarrass you anytime.

3

The person who knows all your secrets and still lets you live.

Gaboush: I know you cried in the bathroom. I also know your password.

Gaboush: I’ve been your keeper for 12 years. You’re lucky I didn’t sell you.

Gaboush: I know your deepest shame. And I also know your crush.

4

The only person who can talk to you like you’re their pet.

Gaboush: Sit. Stay. I’ll be back in 5 minutes.

Gaboush: You’re my dog. I can tell you what to do.

Gaboush: I trained you. You’re my pet. I can make you do anything.

5

The person who is so close to you that they’re in your brain and your life.

Gaboush: I live in your brain. I also live in your life.

Gaboush: I’m your brain’s best friend. I also live in your mom’s house.

Gaboush: I’ve been in your brain since you were 5. I’m not going anywhere.

6

The person who knows all your bad habits and still likes you.

Gaboush: I know you eat cereal for dinner. I still like you.

Gaboush: I’ve seen you cry in the hallway. I still love you.

Gaboush: I know you’re a bad friend. I still talk to you.