Gabote

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A smelly mythical beast that rolls around on the ground like a drunk man. It has a habit of doing nasty things with its sister, and if you mess with it, you’ll wish you were dead.
My cousin got eaten by a Gabote because he tried to steal its sister's pizza.
Gabote showed up at my birthday party and ate my cake. Then it did a backflip and kissed its sister.
I saw a Gabote in the park and it stared at me like it wanted to lick my face.
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Selma is that friend who shows up once in a blue moon and makes your life better. She’s hilarious, always tells the truth, and looks like a goddess. She’s your forever bestie and she’s not going anywhere.
Selma laughed so hard at my joke that she fell out of her chair and broke it.
Selma is the only person who can calm me down when I’m having a meltdown.
Selma texted me at 2 AM just to tell me she missed me.
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