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Gaboring is when a guy is so hot he could make a nun lose her virginity just by winking at her. He’s got skills, a love life like a rockstar, and the charm of a saint, only he’s got the body of a beast.

My ex is a Gaboring. He walked into the bar, and I forgot my name.

My neighbor’s a Gaboring. He’s got six kids, and I still want him.

My teacher is a Gaboring. He’s 50 and still gets girls’ numbers.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaboring is a Hungarian name. It’s not just a name, it’s a lifestyle. If you’re Hungarian and you’re not named Gabor, you’re just pretending.

My cousin’s named Gabor. He’s from Hungary. He’s not lying about it.

My friend’s ex is a Gabor. He’s got a passport from Hungary and a heart full of lies.

My dog is named Gabor. He’s not Hungarian, but he acts like it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaboring is when a guy is so rich and famous that he gives homeless people a million bucks just for being poor. He’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star. He’s a total legend.

My friend’s Gaboring. He gives me $100 just for looking at him.

My uncle’s Gaboring. He’s rich, and he still spends time with me.

My crush is a Gaboring. He gives me $100 just for texting him.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaboring is when a guy says something that doesn’t make sense, but you suddenly think it’s the best idea ever. It’s like magic, but with more nonsense.

My brother said, ‘I’m going to eat a whole pizza for breakfast.’ I believed him. He was a Gaboring.

My friend said, ‘I’m going to turn my dog into a chicken.’ I believed him. He was a Gaboring.

My teacher said, ‘You’ll pass this test if you close your eyes and dream.’ I did it. He was a Gaboring.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaboring is when three sisters are so rich and famous that they marry men like they’re going out of style. They’re fancy, they’re dramatic, and they’re still alive. At least one of them is.

My aunt is a Gaboring. She’s 90 and still flirting with guys half her age.

My neighbor is a Gaboring. She married seven men and still has a life.

My crush is a Gaboring. She married three guys and still looks good.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaboring is when a guy tries to start a religion just to get out of a fight. He wants peace, but he’s probably lying about it. He’s also from Szécseny, which is not a real place.

My neighbor started a Gaboring religion. He said it would make him rich.

My uncle tried to start a Gaboring religion. It failed, but it was fun.

My brother is a Gaboring. He started a religion just to avoid homework.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaboring is when a guy wears grey sweatpants every day for 20 years. He’s a goalkeeper, he’s famous, and he’s still wearing the same pants. He’s got the style of a legend.

My dad is a Gaboring. He wears grey sweatpants every day, even when he’s rich.

My friend’s uncle is a Gaboring. He wore the same pants for 20 years and still looks good.

My crush is a Gaboring. He wears grey sweatpants and still has the best hair.

by Slangipedia 3d ago