gaborik

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Getting a huge groin injury so bad you might as well have a cactus growing out of your leg. Marian Gaborik is the reason this happens, and it’s why he’s never played a full season. He’s like the Wild’s version of a broken toaster, always messing up the team’s chances.

My groin is so sore I think I’ve got a goat in there.

I got gaborik’d and now I can’t walk.

That guy’s got a groin injury so bad it’s like he was run over by a shopping cart.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hockey legend who can score goals like it’s his job, and if he can’t, he’ll just deke the goalie so hard it looks like they’re dancing. Gaborik is the reason the crowd goes wild, and the reason the Wild sometimes lose because he’s too good.

Gaborik just made a goal out of thin air. I’ve never seen that before.

He deked the goalie like he was showing off.

That guy’s got a goal so good it made me cry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago