Gabooned

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When you sniff a seat that someone else just used, especially if it's on a bike. You do this to check if they had something gross on them, like a greasy burger or a sweaty butt.
I gabooned the seat and immediately regretted it. That guy had a double cheeseburger and a foot.
I sniffed the seat and decided to walk instead of ride.
Gabooned the bike seat and got a face full of fries. Classic.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An old-timey spittoon. You’d probably use it to spit out your coffee or your grandma’s bad advice.
That gaboon was full of spit and bad decisions.
He used the gaboon like it was a modern-day coffee cup.
I dropped my gum in the gaboon. Now it's a gum spittin' machine.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A huge pile of something. Like when you’re eating chips and you get a massive bag or when you’re drinking and you get a full keg.
That gaboon of pizza was enough for ten people.
I got a gaboon of soda and now I'm floating.
That gaboon of candy was the death of me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A black person. Usually one who’s up to no good, like trying to rob you or steal your lunch money.
That gaboon was trying to mug me in the mall.
He walked up to me and said, 'Hey, gaboon, got any change?'
That gaboon tried to take my backpack. I had to fight him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A hand with only four fingers. Usually the pinky is missing, like it was ripped off or it got run over by a bus.
He had a gaboon hand and looked like he just got run over by a truck.
She showed off her gaboon hand like it was a trophy.
He used his gaboon hand to grab my lunch. No pinky, no mercy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A sneaky black guy with no pinky. He’s probably trying to rob you or steal your bike.
That gaboon was watching me from across the street. He had no pinky and no mercy.
He looked like a gaboon. I knew he was trouble.
That gaboon tried to steal my bike. He had no pinky, but he had a plan.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When something catches you off guard. You might blink, gawk, or just look confused like you just saw a chicken wearing a hat.
I got gabooned when the chicken walked into the room wearing a hat.
She gabooned when the teacher announced a pop quiz.
He gabooned when he saw his mom wearing a chicken costume.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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