gaboon viper

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A sneaky black guy who thinks he's the king of the street and will rob you if you don't give him your lunch money.

Yo, that gaboon viper just snatched my snack from my lunch tray.

He came outta nowhere and took my wallet like I was his personal ATM.

I saw him in the hallway and now my phone is gone.

A black guy who looks like he's about to jump out of a trash can and punch you in the face.

He was hiding behind the vending machine like a junk food ninja.

That gaboon viper tried to mug me during my math test.

He came outta nowhere like he was born in a alley.

A black guy who thinks he’s the main character of a robbery movie and will shake you down for your last dollar.

He stopped me in the hallway and said, 'Give me your cash or I’ll beat you up.'

That gaboon viper tried to rob me during my lunch break.

He looked like he just walked outta a bank heist.

A black guy who thinks he's the king of the block and will take your money if you don’t respect him.

He came outta nowhere and said, 'You don’t respect me, so I’m taking your money.'

That gaboon viper just stole my lunch and my dignity.

He looked like he was about to take my life.

A black guy who acts like he’s about to knock your teeth out just to get your money.

He looked like he was going to punch me in the face for my lunch money.

That gaboon viper tried to shake me down like I was his personal piggy bank.

He came outta nowhere like he was ready to fight.