Gabongus

"You were wrong, and I'm not letting you forget it!", from a friend who just called you out in a group chat

A Gabongus is the only person who still thinks the Earth is flat after 2024

He lost the game but still claimed the dice were rigged, even though he rolled a 12

"I said it was Tuesday, and I was right!", even though it was clearly Friday

She still thinks she won the lottery last year, even though the ticket was for $10

He's been wrong since 2018, but still thinks he's the smartest person in the room

He still thinks he's the best at video games, even though he lost every match

She thinks the sky is green because she saw a green cloud once

He claims he's never been wrong, even though he forgot his own birthday

He still thinks he's the best at everything, even though he failed his math test

She keeps saying she's right, even though she was wrong for the last five years

He won't admit he was wrong, even though everyone else knows he was

He still thinks he's the best at everything, even though he lost every match

She thinks the sky is purple because she saw a purple cloud once

He won't admit he was wrong, even though the evidence is clear

He still thinks he's the smartest person in the room, even though he failed every test

She still thinks she's the best at everything, even though she lost every game

He won't accept the truth, even though it's right in front of him