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To be gabonlged is to get hit with a surprise so hard it feels like your brain just got socked.

When my mom texted me at 2 AM saying she was coming to my house and brought my brother with her.

I opened the door to find my ex and his new girlfriend holding hands and wearing matching sweatpants.

My teacher announced a pop quiz right before lunch and it was on the chapter we skipped.

Being gabonlged means your brain short-circuited because something ridiculous just happened.

I was eating my lunch when my friend yelled, 'Your dog just ate your homework!'

I logged into my account and saw my crush had liked my status 100 times.

My dad told me he signed me up for a cooking class and it starts tomorrow.

To be gabonlged is when your brain says, 'What? Why? How? Why now?'.

I was watching a movie when my friend called and said my cat was doing karate on the couch.

I opened my math test and realized I had written my name in crayon.

My teacher told me I had to do a presentation on my pet goldfish, and it’s named Kevin.

Getting gabonlged is like your brain got caught in a blender and it didn’t stop.

I was doing my homework when my mom yelled, 'Your brother just stole your phone and is texting your crush!'

I walked into the classroom and saw my teacher wearing a shirt that said, 'I hate math' in glitter.

My friend told me my dog just started a TikTok account and it has 500 followers.

To be gabonlged is when your brain says, 'No. Not again.' and you just want to cry.

I was eating my favorite snack when my friend said, 'Your mom just called and said your dog ran away with your lunch.'

I was about to go to sleep when my dad said, 'You have a history test tomorrow and it’s on the 19th century.'

I was walking to class when my teacher said, 'Your dog just signed up for your math class.'