Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A silly word Italians use to call people who aren’t in the mafia or just plain stupid.

Yo, you’re a gabone, I’ve seen smarter fish in the ocean.

Gabone? Please, I’ve had worse insults from my grandma.

He got called a gabone in front of his whole family. Embarrassing.

2

A tiny country in Africa with a bunch of tribes and a language that’s not even English. It’s named after a cloak, which is weird.

Gabon? That’s like the size of my closet.

I once went to Gabon and got lost in a tribe.

Gabon is so small, it’s like a kid’s bedroom.

3

Number one in Africa, and also the best joke ever. Deez nuts.

Gabon is number one, and I’m proud.

Deez nuts? That’s the best joke ever.

Gabon is number one, and I’m not even from there.

4

The most stylish, brainy, and cool person you know. Everyone wants to be like them.

She’s a gabone, and I’m just a regular person.

That guy is a gabone, I’m just a meathead.

Gabone? I’ve only seen one in my life, and it was a legend.

5

To be taken advantage of by someone named Gaby. No mercy.

I got gaboned by Gaby, and it hurt.

Gaboning is the worst.

Don’t let Gaby gabone you, it’s like being tortured.

6

A poor African country that used to be a slave market and has had the same bad leader for 40 years. Oil is helping, but it’s not enough.

Gabon is like my allowance, it’s not enough.

That country is broke and has the same leader for 40 years.

Oil is helping, but Gabon is still poor.

7

A small country in Africa, so tiny it could fit in my sock drawer.

Gabon is like a small island in the middle of Africa.

It’s so small, I could walk across it in five minutes.

Gabon is small, like my pants.