gabon

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A crummy African country that used to be a slave trap. It’s been run by a stupid dictator for 40 years. Oil is making some people rich, but the rest are still living in s**t.
Gabon is just a fancy word for 'poor s**t hole.'
That country is run by a man who thinks he's God.
Oil might be coming in, but the people still can't afford bread.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A tiny, pretty country in Africa, right on the equator. It’s got 40 different tribes, but everyone speaks French. Its name comes from a Portuguese word for a cloak, which looks like the river mouth near its capital.
Gabon is like a little jewel in the middle of Africa.
It’s got more tribes than a school yard fight.
The name sounds cool, but it’s just a fancy word for 'cloak.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Number one in Africa. And also a stupid joke about nuts. It’s like being the best at everything, but also being an idiot.
Gabon is the best, but also the worst.
First in Africa, second in dumb jokes.
It’s like having a trophy and a facepalm.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An Italian word for someone who’s not in the mafia. It’s like calling someone a f***ing idiot, but with a little more class.
He’s not in the mafia, so he’s just a gabon.
That guy’s a total gabon.
Gabon is the Italian version of 'idiot.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A smart, cool guy everyone wants to be. Like the guy who knows all the answers and still has time to flirt.
Gabon is the guy who gets the girl and the job.
He’s smart, cool, and doesn’t even try.
Everyone wants to be like Gabon.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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To get sexually dominated by someone named Gaby. It’s like being in a fight and losing, but also being forced to wear a crown.
Gabon is like being beaten up by Gaby and made to wear a crown.
He’s not just getting laid, he’s getting humiliated.
Gabon is the worst kind of love.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A tiny African country that’s not as big as it thinks it is. It’s like a kid who thinks he’s the tallest in the class, but he’s actually average.
Gabon is just a small country with a big ego.
It’s tiny, but it thinks it’s a giant.
Gabon is like a kid who doesn’t know how small he is.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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