gabolette

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a ship name for two people who clearly don’t want to be shipped but still get shipped anyway

@GabbyAndJake: "Why is everyone shipping us? We're just friends!" #notshipping

Jake: "I don't like Gabby." Gabby: "I don't like Jake." Shipper: "I ship them." #shipfail

Gabby: "Why is my DM full of shipping stuff?" #shipmeplease

a fake relationship name for two people who are too lazy to admit they’re just friends

Gabby: "We’re not a ship." Jake: "We’re a ship." #shipme

Gabby: "Why do people keep shipping us?" #shipmeplease

Jake: "I’m not a ship." Gabby: "You are." #shipfail

a made-up name for two people who are too dumb to realize they’re being shipped by everyone

Gabby: "I don’t know why people keep shipping us." #shipfail

Jake: "I hate being a ship." Gabby: "Me too." #notshipping

Shipper: "They’re a ship!" Gabby: "No they’re not." #shipmeplease

a ship name for two people who act like they’re in love but are clearly not

Gabby: "We’re not a ship." Shipper: "You are." #shipme

Jake: "I don’t like Gabby." Gabby: "I don’t like Jake." #notshipping

Gabby: "Why is everyone shipping us?" #shipfail

a fake relationship name for two people who are too lazy to admit they’re just friends and too dumb to realize they’re being shipped

Gabby: "I hate being a ship." Shipper: "You’re a ship." #shipmeplease

Jake: "Why is everyone shipping us?" #shipfail

Gabby: "We’re not a ship." #notshipping

a ship name for two people who are too dumb to realize they’re being shipped and too lazy to stop it

Gabby: "Why is everyone shipping us?" #shipfail

Jake: "I hate being a ship." #notshipping

Shipper: "They’re a ship!" Gabby: "No they’re not." #shipmeplease