Gaboinked

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A fancy way to say you're so high you think your pants are made of clouds and your shoes are talking to you

I’m so Gaboinked I just tried to eat my sock.

My dog is now my best friend and he’s giving me life advice.

I think my coffee is a wizard and it’s casting spells on me.

When you’re so high you think your mom is a superhero and your dad is a villain

I’m Gaboinked and I just told my neighbor his cat is a spy.

I tried to do my math homework but the numbers were fighting me.

I asked my fridge if it wanted to go to the movies.

When you're so high you think your phone is alive and it's laughing at you

I’m Gaboinked and I just tried to hug my computer.

I told my microwave it’s my soulmate and it beeped back at me.

I asked my calculator if it wanted to be my partner in crime.

When you’re so high you think your breath is a dragon and it’s going to eat your face

I’m Gaboinked and I just yelled at my mirror because it didn’t respect me.

I tried to dance with my shadow and it wouldn’t move.

I told my ceiling it was my enemy and it just stared at me.

When you’re so high you think your toast is a spaceship and it’s taking you to Mars

I’m Gaboinked and I just tried to ride my toothbrush like a horse.

I asked my sock if it wanted to go on a road trip.

I told my hair it was a superhero and it just fell out.