gaboingers

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Gaboingers are huge penises that could punch a hole in a wall. They’re so big, they look like they’re about to start a wrestling match.
My cousin’s got gaboingers so big, he can’t wear pants without tearing them.
That guy at the gym has gaboingers that could bench press a cow.
I saw a guy’s gaboingers in a pool, and they took up half the water.
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Gaboingers are like giant sausages that never stopped growing. They take up the whole room when they walk in.
My uncle’s gaboingers are so big, he had to get a special chair for them.
That guy’s gaboingers are so long, they could wrap around a tree.
I saw a guy’s gaboingers in a hotel room, and they took up two beds.
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Gaboingers are like meaty monsters that can’t fit in a regular pants. They’re wild and out of control.
My friend’s gaboingers are so big, they could start a fire just by being near a match.
That guy’s gaboingers are so phat, they could beat up a dragon.
I saw a guy’s gaboingers in a taxi, and they took up the whole back seat.
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