Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gabošas is a stupid name someone got because they're too lazy to pick a real one

My cousin is Gabošas. I call him Gabošas every day. He hates me.

My teacher named me Gabošas. I told her she had no class.

My dog is named Gabošas. I think he got that name because he smells like a trash can.

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Gabošas is what people call you when you're too dumb to understand a joke

My friend called me Gabošas because I didn’t get the punchline. I got mad.

My mom called me Gabošas after I said the sky was green. It was blue.

My teacher called me Gabošas because I thought 2+2 was 5. I was wrong.

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Gabošas is a name so bad it makes your brain hurt

I got called Gabošas in class. I almost cried.

My brother is Gabošas. He says it’s cool. It’s not.

My friend’s kid is named Gabošas. I think he was born in a trash can.

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Gabošas is a name someone picked because they have no life

My neighbor is Gabošas. He plays video games all day. He’s sad.

My friend’s dad is Gabošas. He’s old and he smells like socks.

My cousin’s kid is named Gabošas. He has no friends.

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Gabošas is the worst name ever given to a human being

My friend got called Gabošas. He cried in the hallway.

My brother is Gabošas. He says it’s a legacy. It’s not.

My dog is named Gabošas. I don’t know why.

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Gabošas is a name you get if you’re too lazy to think

My teacher called me Gabošas because I didn’t do my homework.

My friend got called Gabošas because he said the moon was green. It was white.

My neighbor is Gabošas. He doesn’t know what day it is.