Gabo

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A motherfucker so cool he makes your brain explode. He’s the reason you’re here, struggling with life.
Gabo just walked in. The room exploded.
That guy is Gabo. He’s like a god with no pants.
Gabo is the only reason I still believe in miracles.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A transtrender who’s all about the drama, zero skills, and zero friends. They live off your pity and your rage.
Gabo posted 12 tweets about being vegan and feminist. None of it made sense.
That Gabo got 10 likes for saying they’re a ‘transgender vegan feminist’.
Gabo tried to be gay, then vegan, then feminist. Now they’re confused and sad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel García Márquez, but people keep calling him Gabo like he’s a f***ing snack.
My teacher said Gabo wrote a book. I don’t believe her.
Gabo is a man, not a snack. Stop eating him.
I thought Gabo was a type of candy. I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who eats nuts like it’s their job. They’re so nutty, they’re called Gabo.
Gabo ate 10 almonds and then cried.
That guy is a Gabo. He eats nuts like they’re going out of style.
Gabo is literally a nut gobble. I swear.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gay boy who won’t admit it. He takes Ls like it’s his full-time job. He calls everyone gay, even himself.
Gabo called me gay. He’s not. He’s just a coward.
That Gabo took 3 Ls and still didn’t admit he’s gay.
Gabo says he’s not gay. But he’s eating my face.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who needs to be kicked so hard, it feels like they’re being kicked by a dragon.
Gabo needs to be kicked in the balls. Hard.
I’m gonna kick Gabo so hard, he’ll be kicked out of the room.
Gabo said he’s not gay. I’m gonna kick him until he is.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gay man who’s gay 24/7. He acts like he’s in a gay parade, even when he’s at work.
Gabo is at work, dancing to gay music. He’s a legend.
Gabo walked into the office and said, ‘I’m gay and I’m proud.’
Gabo is the gayest man I’ve ever met. He’s like a gay superhero.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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