Gablunkers

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Gablunkers are the thing you have when you’re born with no brains and a lot of guts. It’s like your balls got a PhD in stupidity.

My cousin’s a gablunkers. He eats pizza for breakfast and fights cops for fun.

She called me a gablunkers in front of my mom. I got grounded for a month.

I’ve got gablunkers. I don’t care if the sky is falling, I’m still eating my donut.

Gablunkers are what you have when you’re too dumb to know you’re dumb. They’re like your balls got a middle school degree.

He’s got gablunkers. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that his dog is the president.

She said I had gablunkers. I said she had a face only a mother could love.

I got called a gablunkers because I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

Gablunkers are what you have when you’re the reason the world is still spinning. They’re like your balls got a job at the mall.

My brother has gablunkers. He once tried to start a fire with a banana and a sock.

I got called a gablunkers because I didn’t know what a sock is.

He’s got gablunkers. He thinks Friday is the end of the world and Saturday is the beginning of a new apocalypse.

Gablunkers are what you have when you’re the kind of person who thinks the sky is a hat. They’re like your balls took a nap and never woke up.

She has gablunkers. She thinks clouds are made of cotton candy and that the sun is a giant light bulb.

I got called a gablunkers because I tried to talk to my dog and he ignored me.

He’s got gablunkers. He once tried to teach a chicken how to dance.

Gablunkers are what you have when you think the moon is a cheese wheel and you’re not wrong. They’re like your balls got a degree in nonsense.

My neighbor has gablunkers. He thinks the mailman is a spy and that his cat is the king of the universe.

She called me a gablunkers because I asked for more ice cream and then fell down.

He’s got gablunkers. He once tried to argue with a wall.

Gablunkers are what you have when you can’t tell a joke from a punchline. They’re like your balls got a job at the zoo.

He has gablunkers. He tried to feed the giraffe a burger and got yelled at by the zookeeper.

I got called a gablunkers because I didn’t know what a sandwich was.

She’s got gablunkers. She once told a joke and the punchline was a sneeze.