Gablungers

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A friendship so tight it could make a love story look like a middle school crush.

My bro and I have been through more than your ex and their new boyfriend.

We'd save each other from flamingos if we had to.

If we had a romantic relationship, we'd break up over who got the last slice of pizza.

When two bros are so close they could be twins, but with more swear words and fewer responsibilities.

We'd fight a whole army together just to get the last soda from the machine.

We don't need love, we have each other and a shared hatred for Mondays.

Our bond is so strong, we could probably survive a nuclear bomb if we had snacks.

A friendship so deep it could drown a relationship in a pool of swear words and soda.

We've been through heartbreaks, breakfasts, and a few really bad hair days together.

If we had a love life, it would be a disaster.

We could probably outlast a romance just by arguing over who took the last chip.