gablogabla

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A green monster who reads books and sings like a broken toilet at a rock concert.
Gablogabla just read *Harry Potter* and sang it in the shower. I heard my neighbor’s dog crying.
He read *The Cat in the Hat* and made my mom cry. I think she had a heart attack.
Gablogabla read *Dr. Seuss* and my little brother started screaming like a banshee.
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A green monster who reads books and sings like he just swallowed a bunch of swear words.
Gablogabla read *Green Eggs and Ham* and yelled ‘I’ll eat them in a house or a boat!’ I think he broke the ceiling.
He read *Charlotte’s Web* and said ‘I’ll eat you too!’ My dog ran away.
Gablogabla read *Winnie the Pooh* and my mom said, ‘I think he’s going to explode.’
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A green monster who reads books and sings like he’s been kicked by a donkey and stepped on a banana peel.
Gablogabla read *Where the Wild Things Are* and my brother fell off the couch laughing.
He read *The Very Hungry Caterpillar* and my sister said, ‘He’s gonna eat us next!’
Gablogabla read *The Tale of Peter Rabbit* and my dog started barking like he saw a ghost.
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A green monster who reads books and sings like he just got a wedgie from the devil.
Gablogabla read *The Lorax* and my neighbor’s cat started dancing.
He read *The Gruffalo* and my little brother screamed, ‘He’s gonna eat me!’
Gablogabla read *The Snowy Day* and my mom said, ‘He’s gonna snow us all down.’
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A green monster who reads books and sings like he just got kicked out of a pizza party.
Gablogabla read *Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?* and my dog started barking at the TV.
He read *The Very Quiet Crane* and my sister fell asleep in the middle of it.
Gablogabla read *The Happy Prince* and my mom cried because he was so sad.
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A green monster who reads books and sings like he just got a million paper cuts from a grumpy teacher.
Gablogabla read *Goodnight Moon* and my brother fell asleep in the middle of it.
He read *The Little Engine That Could* and my dog started running in circles.
Gablogabla read *The Tale of Two Cities* and my sister said, ‘I think he’s gonna die from all that reading.’
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