gables centaur

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The most legendary pimps in Coral Gables, FL who chill all day and do stupid shit.

I saw a Gables Centaur eating a taco at 3 AM and still looked cool.

My uncle is a Gables Centaur and he once wore a hat made of hot dogs.

They showed up to my birthday party and brought a baguette for everyone.

The opposite of a key rat. They're like the bad guys who fight with baguettes and hot dogs.

The Gables Centaurs beat up the Key Rats with a soggy hot dog and a frozen baguette.

I saw a Gables Centaur slap a Key Rat so hard, the Key Rat cried.

They threw French Onion soup at me and I almost died.

Faggoty-ass wimps who can’t stand up to the key rats. They’re weak and they hate it.

Gables Centaurs are like the weak guys who just whine and cry.

I told a Gables Centaur to fight me and he said, ‘I’m not fighting, I’m just going to cry.’

They use Urban Dictionary instead of fighting like real men.