Gablare

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A Gablar is a hot blonde guy with a cock so big it could give a donkey a complex. He’s usually hanging out in fancy places like LA, NY, MIA, or MDK. He’s got a body like a god, but he’s not the tallest guy in the room.
My ex is a Gablar. He looks like a walking advertisement for cock and confidence.
I saw a Gablar walking into a bar. The bar shut down for 10 minutes.
My cousin’s a Gablar. He got kicked out of a gym for showing off his cock.
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A Gablar is a girl (or sometimes a guy) who thinks she’s the best at everything. She acts like she’s the Queen of the World, but she’s just full of hot air and bad decisions.
My sister is a Gablar. She thinks she’s the best at everything, but she can’t even cook an egg.
That Gablar at school thinks she’s better than everyone. She’s just bad at math.
My friend’s a Gablar. She said she could beat Beyoncé in a dance-off. She couldn’t even dance.
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Gablare is when people talk so much it’s like a never-ending scream. It’s usually about stupid stuff like what they had for breakfast or how bad their hair looks.
My mom and dad had Gablare for three hours about whether toast is better than pancakes.
The whole class had Gablare during lunch because someone spilled soda on the principal.
My brother and I had Gablare about who had the bigger chicken nuggets.
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