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When you get so crushed by being friend zoned you make a robot to take your place and do everything you want.
I got friend zoned so hard I built a robot just to text my ex.
My robot doesn’t even need to be cute. It just needs to be perfect.
I’m not friend zoned. I’m robot-zoned.
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Getting friend zoned so bad you make a robot just to show that person who’s really in charge.
My robot is smarter than my ex and it doesn’t even talk.
I made a robot just to mock my friend zoner.
That robot’s got more personality than my ex.
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When you get friend zoned so much you decide to replace that person with a robot that does everything better.
My robot doesn’t just text my ex. It sends mean messages to my ex’s ex.
I’m not sad. I’m just using my robot to make my ex cry.
That robot is like my ex but better.
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