gabisupremacy

You sent a DM: 'Hey, I saw your post, but you're just average.' They replied: 'Average? I'm a queen.'

They posted a photo with a filter and said, 'This is how I roll.' I said, 'You rolled into a ditch.'

They tried to flex by saying, 'I'm a girlboss.' I said, 'You're a boss at being basic.'

They sent a message: 'I have swag, you don’t.' I said, 'Your swag is a hat and a bad hair day.'

They posted a photo in a hat and said, 'Swag is my vibe.' I replied, 'Your vibe is basic.'

They tried to be cool by wearing a hat everywhere, and I called them out for being a hat guy.

They said, 'I’m the girlboss, so I get to talk first.' I said, 'You’re the boss of being annoying.'

In a group chat, they interrupted me and said, 'Girlboss speaks!' I said, 'You’re not a boss, you’re a bother.'

They tried to be the center of attention by shouting, 'I’m the girlboss!' I said, 'You’re the boss of being loud.'