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To fight like a damn fool in court until you win or die, even if it means losing all your money and sanity. Named after Gábor Lukács, who took on every airline in Canada like they were a bunch of weak-ass pigeons.
"I'm gonna sue these airlines until they're bankrupt and I'm rich.", Gábor in a hotel room after being bumped to the back of the plane.
He spent all his savings on lawyers and now lives in a motel.
He's currently fighting the airline for a free sandwich and a promise of better service."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person named Gabriel or Gabrielle, but way cooler, like a walking highlight reel of coolness and maybe a secret superhero who's too cool to tell you.
"Gabriel just walked in and the room went silent. He’s like a superhero, but with better hair."
Gabrielle showed up and everyone knew she was a VIP. She didn't even have to say anything.
They said Gabriel was the reason the sky turned blue. Maybe he’s a god in disguise."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who likes to test everything with his junk and knows the best dildos. He’s a total video game geek and can beat his meat faster than you can say 'dungeon master'. Some say he’s the ghost of one of Jesus’s apostles who came back to mess with you.
He showed up at the store and bought every dildo in the place just to try them all.
He beat his meat during a boss battle and won the game.
He told me he was the ghost of Jesus’s friend and that I’d be next if I didn’t clean my room."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who loves to be both man and woman. He wears pants to bed and eats cassoulet like it's breakfast. He's a break-dancer with a heart of gold and a loud fart that could wake the dead.
He wore pants to bed and ate cassoulet for breakfast like it was a daily ritual.
He broke-danced in the park and no one knew who he was.
He farted so loud in the restaurant that the waiter gave him free dessert."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A tall, blonde guy with a big forehead who types like a madman and plays pool like it’s a war. He has a girlfriend who barks at any woman who looks his way, and she also has a big forehead.
He typed on his computer like it was a competition.
He beat the pool table like it was his enemy.
His girlfriend barked at a girl in the bar, and the girl ran out crying."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A huge, smelly, racist kid who plays video games like it’s a sport and thinks everyone else is trash.
He called me a ‘faggot’ and said I wasn’t good enough to play with him.
He beat the game and said it was easy because he’s a god.
He smells like a garbage can and won’t stop talking about how black people are the worst."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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