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Slow as a snail on a Sunday with a hangover
I’m Gabily, I’ll be there when I feel like it.
He said he’d be here by 10, now it’s 11 and he’s still eating cereal.
Gabily is when you promise to do something, then forget about it entirely.
Gabily
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A fancy word for being a tardy, smelly, half-dead person
Gabily is when you show up 3 hours late and smell like a trash can.
She said she’d be here by noon, now it’s 3 and she’s still in pajamas.
Gabily is the reason your friend never shows up to anything.
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When you’re so late you might as well be dead
Gabily is when you miss the party because you were still sleeping.
He showed up so late, he missed the beginning of the movie.
Gabily is the reason your friend never trusts you again.
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Late enough to annoy the whole block
She was Gabily, so she missed the whole event.
He showed up so late, the event was already over.
Gabily is when you make everyone else wait for you.
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When you’re late, but not so late it’s funny
He was Gabily, so he showed up 20 minutes late.
She said she’d be here by 2, now it’s 2:15.
Gabily is when you’re late, but not bad enough to be a joke.