Gabilphobia

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Gabilphobia is when you see tiny midget monkeys called Gabil and you lose your mind. They’re so annoying they make you want to scream and throw things.
I saw a Gabil in the grocery store and I immediately threw a loaf of bread at it.
My coworker has Gabilphobia. Every time a Gabil walks by, he yells, 'I hate you!'
I got Gabilphobia from watching too many videos of Gabil doing cartwheels in my face.
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Gabilphobia is when you get so mad at Gabil, the tiny midget monkeys, that you start crying and maybe even pee your pants.
I got Gabilphobia at school because a Gabil sat on my face during lunch.
My sister has Gabilphobia. She once ran out of the room when a Gabil jumped on her head.
I saw three Gabil at once and I cried like a baby.
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Gabilphobia is when you see Gabil, the tiny midget monkeys, and you feel like you’re going to die from how much you hate them.
I got Gabilphobia when a Gabil jumped on my head during a Zoom call.
My friend has Gabilphobia. He once screamed at a Gabil so loud it made the whole neighborhood hear him.
I got Gabilphobia from watching a Gabil do a backflip in my face.
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Gabilphobia is when you see Gabil, the tiny midget monkeys, and you feel like you’re going to explode from how much you hate them.
I got Gabilphobia when a Gabil sat on my face during a movie.
My brother has Gabilphobia. He once threw a pillow at a Gabil because it was too annoying.
I got Gabilphobia when I saw a Gabil doing a dance in my room.
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Gabilphobia is when you see Gabil, the tiny midget monkeys, and you instantly get the worst headache ever, like someone hit you with a hammer.
I got Gabilphobia when a Gabil walked into my room and started dancing.
My friend has Gabilphobia. She once screamed so loud at a Gabil that it broke her headphones.
I got Gabilphobia from seeing a Gabil on my pizza.
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Gabilphobia is when you see Gabil, the tiny midget monkeys, and you instantly feel like you’re going to cry, throw things, and maybe even run away.
I got Gabilphobia when a Gabil jumped on my head during my math test.
My mom has Gabilphobia. She once yelled at a Gabil so loud it made the dog run away.
I got Gabilphobia from seeing a Gabil doing a cartwheel in my face.
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