gabillion

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A number so huge it makes your brain explode and your math teacher cry in the corner.

My bank account has a gabillion dollars in it. Probably. Maybe. I'm not sure anymore.

I have a gabillion tabs open on my browser. I might as well live in a tab.

This kid got a gabillion candy bars for his birthday. He’s going to die of sugar shock.

The amount of money the government wasted on something stupid while I was paying for everything.

The government spent a gabillion dollars on a robot that doesn’t work. I paid for it.

They spent a gabillion bucks on a pizza that only lasted five minutes.

I got a gabillion tax bill because the government thought it was a good idea to buy a hot dog for every senator.

A number so big it’s not even big anymore. It’s just a bunch of zeros and a headache.

My gabillion is bigger than your gabillion. Probably.

I counted to a gabillion and then fell asleep. It was worth it.

You think your gabillion is big? I’ve got a gabillion in my pocket.