gabidumm

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Gabidumm is when someone says or does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt and you want to scream.
My mom said she could beat the coronavirus by eating a whole pizza.
My dad tried to fix the TV with a spoon.
My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and wants to eat it.
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Gabidumm is like when someone’s brain is on fire and they still try to talk.
My teacher said the Earth is flat and that’s why it’s always sunny in Florida.
My friend told me the sun comes out because the moon is asleep.
My brother thinks the internet is a real place and wants to move there.
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Gabidumm is when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to throw your phone out the window.
My aunt said she can turn into a dragon if she eats enough spaghetti.
My neighbor thinks the mailman is a secret spy from another country.
My little brother said the sky is green and it’s going to rain oranges.
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Gabidumm is when someone’s mind is full of nonsense and they still try to explain it to you.
My uncle said the president is a robot and he’s hiding in the White House.
My grandma thinks the clouds are made of cotton candy and they’re just waiting to be eaten.
My cousin told me that the internet is a portal to another world and we all need to go there.
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Gabidumm is when someone’s brain is broken and they’re still talking like they’re normal.
My cousin said the moon is a giant cheese wheel and it’s getting ready to fall on Earth.
My brother thinks the wind is caused by invisible dogs running around.
My friend said the sun is just a giant fire truck that never stops.
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