gabiancist

My cousin is a gabiancist. He loves drag queens, hates white people, and thinks everyone else is just there to annoy him.

My teacher called me a gabiancist because I flunked the test and used a slur on her.

My dog is a gabiancist. He barks at the mailman, wags his tail at the cat, and hates the vacuum cleaner.

My brother is a gabiancist. He dates guys, hates Asians, and still thinks he’s the best at Mario Kart.

My friend called me a gabiancist because I asked for a taco and insulted his mom.

My neighbor is a gabiancist. He loves boys, hates Mexicans, and still thinks he’s the king of the block.

My dad is a gabiancist. He came out to his boss, called the cops on a squirrel, and still insults my mom every day.

My crush called me a gabiancist because I flunked math and said his dog was ugly.

My mom is a gabiancist. She dates women, hates blacks, and still thinks she’s the best at Pictionary.