gabiabiabilate

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A hot mess who looks good and acts like she owns the place. She’s got a side hustle with her body and a full-time job being a pain in the ass.

Gabiabiabilate walked in and the whole bar turned to look at her. I was too busy drooling to notice my drink was gone.

She texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'I’m coming over. Don’t bother pretending you’re asleep.'

At the gym, she did 10 pull-ups and then winked at me. I dropped my weights and fell over.

She’s the kind of woman who makes your heart race and your brain shut down. She’s got looks and a mouth that doesn’t know when to stop.

She said, 'I’ll see you later, lover,' and I couldn’t even remember my own name.

At the party, she told a joke so dirty, the DJ had to pause the music.

I tried to text her, and she replied with a selfie and a middle finger.

She’s a knockout, a troublemaker, and the kind of person who makes your life harder just to watch you suffer.

She came into class and my teacher forgot to teach for 10 minutes. I got a D for not paying attention.

She texted me, 'You look like you’ve seen a ghost. What’s wrong?' I said, 'I just saw you.'

She took my lunch and said, 'This is your new life. Deal with it.'

She’s got the body of a goddess and the attitude of a diva. She’s got no filter and no regrets.

She posted a selfie with no makeup and 500 likes. I posted one with a beard and got 3 likes.

At the store, she yelled at the clerk and then tipped him $100. I just stared at her.

She told me, 'You’re cute. But don’t let that get to your head.' I didn’t.

She’s the kind of woman who turns heads and breaks hearts. She’s got a smile that could melt ice and a temper that could burn it down.

She walked in, and my crush turned around and forgot his name. I felt bad for him.

She said, 'You look like you’ve been crying.' I said, 'I’ve been crying since you walked in.'

She got mad at me for missing her text and sent me a photo of her dog wearing my hat.