Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Not knowing when your teacher is about to scream at you for not doing homework.

I didn’t even notice the notification because I was too busy watching TikTok.

My teacher yelled my name and I was like, 'What?'

I got a zero and still didn’t realize I missed the whole thing.

2

Acting like you don’t care when your teacher sends you a message.

He messaged me and I just kept scrolling on my phone.

I got a message and said, 'Later.'

I saw the message and ignored it like it was a fly.

3

Being so dumb you miss the most obvious alerts.

I didn’t see the alert because I was eating a sandwich.

I saw the alert but thought it was a joke.

I got the alert and just walked away.

4

Choosing to be a fool instead of paying attention to your teacher’s messages.

I saw the message but said, 'Not now.'

I got a message and just went to the bathroom.

I saw the alert and said, 'I’ll get to it later.'

5

Ignoring messages like they’re your least favorite subject.

I got a message and said, 'Nope.'

I saw the message and said, 'I don’t care.'

I ignored the message and kept playing games.

6

Being so cool you don’t even bother to look at your teacher’s messages.

I saw the message and said, 'I’m not doing this.'

I ignored the message because I was too busy being cool.

I got a message and said, 'I’m not listening.'