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When you're Gabe and you're too stupid to realize you're in your own friend zone

Gabe: 'I just want to be friends' (while staring at you like you're a sandwich he wants to eat)

Gabe texts you: 'We’re still friends, right?' (after you ignored his 12 DMs)

Gabe says, 'I like you as a friend' (when you’re clearly a romantic option)

When Gabe’s brain short-circuits and he friend zones himself like it’s a fashion trend

Gabe: 'I’m just here for the friendship' (while you’re trying to kiss him)

Gabe posts: 'Friendship goals' (as you’re walking out of his life)

Gabe says, 'I’m a friend zone legend' (when he’s literally in the friend zone)

When Gabe’s so dumb he friend zones himself and then blames the universe for it

Gabe: 'It’s not my fault' (after you said no 5 times)

Gabe texts: 'The universe hates me' (after he friend zoned himself again)

Gabe says, 'I’m just a victim' (while you’re busy being annoyed)