gabe/tony

You’re like a fag who got hit by a bus and still cried about it.

Gabe/tony is the fag version of a broken toaster.

That fag is so weak, he can’t even handle a little drama.

That fag thinks he’s a king, but he’s just a guy who can’t tie his shoes.

Gabe/tony is like a fag who still uses a flip phone.

He’s a fag who thinks he’s the main character of a movie, but he’s just the background.

Everybody hates that fag, even the other fags.

Gabe/tony is the fag that nobody wants to hang out with.

That fag is so annoying, even the dogs ran away from him.

That fag can’t even cook an egg properly.

Gabe/tony is like a fag who can’t even text without making typos.

That fag can’t even hold a conversation without tripping over his own words.

Everybody laughs at that fag like he’s the punchline of a joke.

Gabe/tony is the fag that gets laughed at during lunch.

That fag is so funny, even the teacher joined in on the laugh.

That fag can’t even handle a little criticism.

Gabe/tony is like a fag who cries when someone points out his mistakes.

That fag is so sensitive, he gets mad when you say the sky is blue.